How many cats does it take to make kitty pot pie?!


Question: It all depends on the type of cat you use. Some cat's are are a little meatier than others, and they do come in different sizes. I once saw an alley cat that would have fed at least 10 people.
Remember, just like veal, the younger the kitty, the more tender the meat.
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Answers: It all depends on the type of cat you use. Some cat's are are a little meatier than others, and they do come in different sizes. I once saw an alley cat that would have fed at least 10 people.
Remember, just like veal, the younger the kitty, the more tender the meat.
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    • That depends on how much pot you have.
    You should probably stay away from Duster, I hear it ruins your brain cells...and from the sound of things, your gonna need all the ones you have left.
    Well my granny made pu**y pot pie.....
    You of course do not have, nor will you ever get any pu**y...............Take the pot you have been smoking.....combine it with the dreams you have of EVER finding some pu**y.....blend well and stick it up your anal cavity!
    Usually about 3....but it really ruins the flavor when you use cats instead of kittens.


    Oh and season to taste...
    usually a few teaspoons of each.
    depends on how fat the cat is... one large fat kitty. 2 if they aren't so fat and 3-4 if they are very active and skinny.
    Go to the litter box and pick out about 3 cups of cat turds. Put it in a pie crust, bake on 350 for about 30 minutes. Enjoy!
    How could you even joke about killing an animal?
    I don't know if I can be a part of this...it just sounds so hairy.


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