How long does a turkey last in freezer?????!
Answers: well i put it in last night and came down this morning and he was dead
omg , did you try mouth to mouth ,.
I heard the RSPCA are after you , runaway and hide if i were you.
Ours went in last week ....can still hear squarks THOUGH MMMM!!!
months or years depending on the setting
Turkeys struggle to maintain erections in freezers so they dont last long....not due to premature ejaculation but penile turkey flop.
you crazy dame you stole my punchline i was gunna say till the oxygen ran out id say an hour.
merry christmas xx
3 months maximum
Oh..I see...a conceit!
till it runs away or gets a wife lol
you know it all depends on the size of the bird. my 110 lbr. I put in just after thanksgiving still asked for feed this a.m.
9 months
300 years. - But every day it's in there it will have less and less
taste.
Enjoy.......................Merry Christmas.
it depends how much clothing its got on