Did you ever cook bacon naked?!
Answers: as a nudist, i find this task every sunday to be quite painful. has anyone else fallen into this bacon hell?
I enjoy sausage patties every Sunday. Never seems to be a problem for me, of course I wear an apron. It has a donkey on it and it says "Kiss the ***" LOL
I did. Just the once. That's all it took. Now I don't do ANYTHING in the kitchen naked. I'm a guy. I'm more at risk, if you know what I mean.
No, but I've done the ironing...
Heck no! That splattering grease from the frying pan could cause some major issues ...
Put on a shirt.
Wear an apron or cook the bacon in the microwave.
Either cook it in the microwave or put on an apron.
Ouch!
I don't even like cooking bacon fully clothed. I allways get burned, and I can imagion what it would be like naked.
OUCH !
lol
No, I have a little more sense than that, but they sell a hoop cover with a handle that has a fine screen in it for cooking splattering foods. It was made to prevent the splatter from getting all over the kitchen, but it should solve your dilemma as well!
I can't, I have a kid in the house. Have you tried wearing an apron at least while cooking?????
Yes. Try broiling in the oven! I use one of those disposable aluminum broiler pans and just drain the grease and put it in the dishwasher and reuse.
use a lid to fry pan
uhhhhh NO!!!!!!
Don't nudists protect their front side w/ an apron, like non-nudists?!?
I have never done this but you could cook your bacon in the oven - we put parchment paper on a cookie sheet with sides, bake it at 400F for about 15 -20 (we like it well done).
Tina remember when you get spattered immediately put some toothpaste on the burnt area, the menthol in the toothpaste takes away the burn, it also stops the burn from blistering, in fact this applies to any burn, why don't you cover the bacon with some kitchen paper to catch the splats.
cooking apron, still open from the back
get a splash gaurd for the pan