My wife wants me to make chili today. But she likes it so hot it burns my A-hole. Help?!
Answers: I mean, I like spicy foods too, but not THAT spicy! But I wanna make her happy.
I THINK YOU SHOULD SACRIFICE YOUR A-HOLE FOR YOUR WIFE JUST THIS ONE TIME.
Don't eat it.
Does she have a sister? I love spicy food.
I read somewhere you can cut the heat with lime juice. But I haven't tried it myself.
make one mild batch and one hot batch
DONE
Mix plain (unsweetened) yogurt in yours it will calm it down.
Eat a popsicle with it, and a bottle of Pepto.
Just ask her to tone it down or remove your portion BEFORE she spices it up. She should be concerned about you and what you like as well. I got a pot of chili on the stove myself right now...
MAKE A SEPERATE POT FOR YOU THAT IS NOT SO SPICY OR MAKE ONE POT AND JUST LET HER ADD HER OWN SPICE TO HER OWN BOWL
tell her politly and make two batches out of one you' ll both be happy
My grandpap always said he'd just hold an ice cube on his butt hole, but I didn't believe that he really did it.
Try it.
Chilli? Oh scrummy. Put a toilet roll in the fridge.
so make her portion hot...and your mild...it wont hurt her feelings cause u made her hot chili...and ur bottom will be happy with u as well...goodluck
Make it non-hot and put the jar of crushed hot peppers beside her plate and let her do her thing. No need to spice up your marriage that much! lol
make two batches - its not as much work as it sounds.
Make it like you like it - set some aside - add more spice for her.
My dad does that with eggnog. one alcoholic and one plain.
I'd split it up half and half.. that way you both can eat chilli the way yall like it.
Why are you putting spicy foods in your A-hole? You're supposed to eat them with your mouth.
Make two batches, one for her and one for you. Start off making one bigger batch, then separate them later and add more spicy ingredients to simmer in her batch.
haha.. if she loved you then she or you could make the chilli without the seeds (which gives it its extra hot taste)
and instead when she shares out her own plate of food she can then add more chilli to it.
simple and everyone is happy
if she says no to this, then she cant love you that much becuase she doesnt care about you and shes very selfish
she can add red pepper flaks to hers before she eats it
Cook it through the way you like it. Then ladle out half, add more chile powder to hers and stir in well. Slice up some jalapenos, yours seeded and deveigened, hers not. Put yours in your bowl, hers, unseeded and undeveigned in hers. There you go!
Spicy foods represent a good sexual appetite and in many articles it is mentioned that spicy food help increase the libido and enlarge the male reproductive organ. Perhaps you are in for a long Friday night?
My boyfriend and I are the opposite. Just make some how you like it then add spice for her.
put 5 jalapeno peppers in it, then 1 whole garlic, 2 whole onions, 2 spoons chili powder, 1 tespoon hot pepper seeds, that should be good.
When you have added everything that y'all both like pull enough for you out...or pull half out so you have some left overs that you can eat. After that add spice to each of your to taste.. That way you both get it your way.
Best thing i would suggest is that you explain her that it hurts you healthwise by eating too much hot food., instead of just not eating the spicy food or telling or fighting with her for the spicy food. Just telling her that you dont wanna eat so spicy might not make her understand that u r suffering by the spice, instead she might think that u are just trying to differ from her. So, best u explain her ur pain, then i guarantee that you both will automatically come up with a solution that fits u both the best
Make chili you can eat and put the spice on the table for her to add to her own bowl. That is what my family has done for years. You need some spice in the cooking to make it taste good, the extra heat can be added at the table, or make the chili and just before adding the extra heat, take out half and only spice up her half. Compromise is the key in a marriage!
Add sour cream, cheese, or plain yogurt
Make it to your liking and hand her a bottle of hot sauce.
Make it so you can both eat it.
Have some ice cream cones standing by for your porr little a-hole!!
Or, make it in 2 batches--his and hurts!!
Take some of the chili out for you before you spice it up hot...
I'd make the chili the way you like, and for her puree a hot chili pepper blend (serano and habenero) for her to mix in with hers.
Just remember when working with pepper like that to NOT touch your face and wash your hands immediately.