Can someone please give me the recipe for healthy Stuffed Russian Bear Soup?!


Question: I have a cold, and so I would really enjoy making some.


Answers: I have a cold, and so I would really enjoy making some.

One healthy Russian's sausage
3 Alka Seltzer cold and sinus
Stuff both in warm moist orifice

Enough for all to enjoy.

1 Healthy Stuffed Russian Bear (your choice of stuffing)
50 pounds or chopped garlic
50 pounds of chopped onions
50 pounds of sour kraut
Place all of the above in a HUGE HUGE pot
add enough water to cover the Bears hind quarters.
Bring to a boil and then simmer for 2 weeks
The meat should be tender and fall off of the bone.

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Slice bear into pieces, roll them up around a mixture of hard boiled eggs, pickle relish, mustard and croutons. Tie rolled pieces up with string, and place in cauldron of boiling water.

Add rocks, vegetables, and season to taste.

Several large ice-cubes sauteed in a frying pan...

Just add salt, pepper, and some spit...

Serve piping hot in a clean dog-food bowl...

Well the bear got out of my sight ....so I suggest eating some of my home made chicken soup... Take a chicken plucked and skinned.. Put that old bird in some hot water.. boil till it comes off the bone.. add some pepper , salt and egg noodles after you have took that old bird off the bone.. or till nothing left but good meat.. This will cure you of a cold and maybe next time I can shoot that bear if he is in my path again.. Feel good soon..





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