How Do I Talk To Ice Cream?!
Answers: Im SERIOUS! HOW DO I COMMUNICATE WITH A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM????
First start talking to it like it's a baby, and it'll communicate back.
"coochie coochie cooo"
"who'sa cute ice cream!"
And tickle it.
And then it may talk.
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if that doesnt work, lick it.
:P
x
With a flippin' smile.
yep
LOL
You're cool.
with your tongue
pick it up by the crease and say "look here f*cker"
not with heated passion for sure as that will melt it. i would try talking coldly to it.
Gently and from a distance.....if you get too close you'll melt it
Use tough love.
Ingest its creamy goodness, the ice crystals tickling your taste buds, in a frenzy of delicious marvel, that sends your mind into a wonderful land of pure delight and awe. ;)
Extremely fast...
lick it seductivly.
Well, if it's chocolate, try talking ebonics
Vanilla, put on an English accent
Mint, I'd say try speaking chinese.. Mint seems like a Chinese flavor
Strawberry, Native American. Any tribe language should do
I bet your tummy could communicate with it way better than u.
If it doesn't reply to you, scoop it into an oven. Smile to it, and turn your oven to 300degree. i bet it will talk to you eventually. :p
In your native language, which is apparently not English.
it likes to here its beautiful and how much u want it
Your kinda strange!
Im serious. TAKE IT OUT TO TIFFANY'S BUY IT AN EXPENSIVE DIAMOND BRACELET, THEN GO FOR A MOONLIGHT STROLL AND TALK TO IT. IF IT HAS MELTED, TOO BAD, SEND ME THE JEWELRY IN CARE OF PO BOX---
Hey if you start talking to it you may develop a relationship and then what will you do when it melts because you took too long to eat it?