If I put peanut butter in my ears will it...?!


Question: augment my hearing? What about honey or molasses??
Please help! Thanks!


Answers: augment my hearing? What about honey or molasses??
Please help! Thanks!

Actually its extremely therapeutic. You see, the warm honey runs down your ear canal, clearing it out of all wax. Another fun thing to do with peanut butter is sticking it in your nose, its a good way to get rid of those pesky little nose hairs that hang out.
Spread peanut butter all over your body and you can crawl up buildings too. Then run down the street screaming "I"M THE PEANUT BUTTER KING!" and then a flock of unicorns should come down from heaven and scoop you up for a joy ride.
After that, go see president bush, he will slowly lick the peanut butter off your body and then feed you bon bons.

This has nothing to do with either cooking or recipes.

Try it and then tell us.

try cheese whiz

What are you trying to do?

dont do that a peanut tree will grow inside you

What?? If you put anything in your ears, it will most likely impare your hearing, not help it. But try your elbow and tell us how that works out for you.

why dont you call the doc

Yes....if its in your ear canal its definatley going to hurt your hearing.

LOL!

Why do you want to do that?

hearing aids work better than peanut butter

Why in the world would you have the urge to do any of that? Don't stick anything in your ears!

That does NOT sound like a good idea.

They all will to some extent. Molasses will probably prohibit hearing the most, then peanut butter.

are you making peanut butter and ear sandwich

y would u put it in ur ears?? honey would just stick, peanut butter is thick and molasses.... dunno.

no dont put things in your ears that you dont know what they will do

more than likely i got to ask why r u putting pnut butter in your ears?

Before answering your question, we would all like to know the purpose or reasoning behing why you are putting peanut butter in your ears.

Don't put it in your ears. Your dog doesn't want to lick you there.

no but you will have a hard time keeping the squirrels off your head....lol

peanut butter on one side and jelly on the other....

no of course not!

Sticking anything other than a hearing aid in your ears will not improve your hearing, and will likely make it worse.

who puts peanut butter in their ears?what does this have to do with cooking or recipes.no it will not make your hearing better duh!

why would you want to put something in ur ears?

Why do idiots like you waste your time, our time and Yahoo's disk space on your STUPID, MORONIC questions??

I have no clue why you want to put food in your ears....its idiotic and childish let alone getting ear infections from it...

With celery of course.

ummmm yeah give me my two points!

That doesn't even deserve an answer. Not even in the health section!





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