How to flash fryer a buffalo in 30 seconds?!
Answers: I need help doing this!
Huh? You don't. You eat it's rear end first! RAW!
I can't think of a thing that cooks in 30 seconds. Perhaps in a nuclear blast. Are we talking about a whole buffalo or just some parts or perhaps buffalo (chicken) wings? The wings would take between 10 to 15 minutes in a fryer filled with enough oil to cover them. then they are tossed with butter and hot sauce and served with celery and blue cheese salad dressing.