How can a cook a mouse I found in my closet?!

Question: I figure if I set it out it will soon become beef jerky!!

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Answers: I figure if I set it out it will soon become beef jerky!!

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you can't make beef jerky from a mouse DERR it's mouse jerky..

(rolling eyes)

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make the mouse jerky

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Whaaaaaat?!?!?! Lmao

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bake it with some potatoes and carrots

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you must be starving

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Grill it. you can`t go wrong

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once again your retarted ....you obviously don't even know how to make jerky....and it wouldn't be BEEF jerky if it coems from a mouse...

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