Chocolate Armpit Hairs?!
Chocolate Armpit Hairs
3 lg Shredded wheat bundles
3 tb Honey
1 tb Light brown sugar
1 Bag (6-oz) milk chocolate
-chips
2 tb Butter or margarine
Break up shredded wheat bundles into single long strands, so that they have
the appearance of armpit hairs. Set aside.
Place the honey, brown sugar, chocolate chips, and butter in a medium sized
heavy saucepan and heat over low to melt. Gently stir mixture with a
rubber spatula. Mixture should be smooth and glossy.
Remove the saucepan from burner and place it on a heat safe work surface.
Gently fold in shredded wheat.
When the shredded wheat is completely coated, scoop it onto wax paper in
nine equal portions. Use a fork to gently rake "hairs" into one direction.
To set Chocolate Armpit Hairs, place them in refrigerator for about thirty minutes.
Answers: does this look like a recipe you would make?
Chocolate Armpit Hairs
3 lg Shredded wheat bundles
3 tb Honey
1 tb Light brown sugar
1 Bag (6-oz) milk chocolate
-chips
2 tb Butter or margarine
Break up shredded wheat bundles into single long strands, so that they have
the appearance of armpit hairs. Set aside.
Place the honey, brown sugar, chocolate chips, and butter in a medium sized
heavy saucepan and heat over low to melt. Gently stir mixture with a
rubber spatula. Mixture should be smooth and glossy.
Remove the saucepan from burner and place it on a heat safe work surface.
Gently fold in shredded wheat.
When the shredded wheat is completely coated, scoop it onto wax paper in
nine equal portions. Use a fork to gently rake "hairs" into one direction.
To set Chocolate Armpit Hairs, place them in refrigerator for about thirty minutes.
I think the name is funny and there are all sorts of foods and drinks with nasty, sexy, or funny names. Recipe sounds great, I am going to try it and see if my family likes it. Thanks for sharing.
Hahahaha they would be really good. But the name of them could turn people off hehe
Chocolate armpit hairs, with added sweat. No added cost lol
The name of the recipe turns me off BUT the recipe looks good. :-)
The name of the recipe would throw someone into thinking it's disgusting and gross, however, after reading it, it actually sounds really good. It would probably be a good recipe to take to work on April Fools Day!
The recipe itself is also along the lines of other weird recipes like kitty litter cake (pudding cake made in a cat box with mini tootsie rolls mixed in to look like poop, served with a pooper scooper) or another favorite of mine, owl barf balls. The barf balls represent what owls vomit up...hair and bones from the rodents they've eaten. I forgot what the recipe is, but I know it has peanut butter, chocolate, and pretzel sticks (the bones) in it.
Mercy me!! :/
example of what would happen if somebody served this food:
guest: "THE RECIPE SEEMS GREAT!!!!!!!!"
guest: <guest takes a bite>
host: "their armpit hairs!" (says smoothly and quickly)
guest: "mmmmmm i really love th---" (pause)
guest: "wait ... their armpit hairs!? EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"
guest: <guest spits food out>
guest: <guest leaves in a storm (still spitting) and never comes back again>
if i were you, i would DEFINITELY change the name of the food...i mean armpit hairs?! EWW!!! sounds nasty!
change the name to something like...ummm...chocolate carpet?...chocolate rug?...sweet strings?...i dont know...think of another name though definitely!