Can butlers be over fed?!
My master is going to feed me T bone steak wild Salmon and chocolate fudge cake 7 times a day, It is a experiment to see how good food effects the working classes , Will I be OK!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
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The Constitutional Rules and Applied Practise (C!.R!.A!.P!.) for Butlers as stipulated in your guidance and regulation handbook are as follows :
One must adhere to the wishes of ones Master
The Master will and can call upon any member of staff to nurture every need, wish or whim
Staff must perform their duty with respect and honour
All experimentation upon staff will be met with bounding integrity
All staff must pleasure the Masters needs
Any judgement , ridicule or criticism must never be shown
Butlers must obey the conduct that they are relied upon by the Master
Any form of secrets that are bestowed upon Butlers by their Master must never be divulged to any one
If you go by your C!.R!.A!.P!. guidelines then you will have nothing to fear about this particular duty!. So all in all i think you will be ok and i think you will cherish the task !. Toodle pip and administer your service well!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
One must adhere to the wishes of ones Master
The Master will and can call upon any member of staff to nurture every need, wish or whim
Staff must perform their duty with respect and honour
All experimentation upon staff will be met with bounding integrity
All staff must pleasure the Masters needs
Any judgement , ridicule or criticism must never be shown
Butlers must obey the conduct that they are relied upon by the Master
Any form of secrets that are bestowed upon Butlers by their Master must never be divulged to any one
If you go by your C!.R!.A!.P!. guidelines then you will have nothing to fear about this particular duty!. So all in all i think you will be ok and i think you will cherish the task !. Toodle pip and administer your service well!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
No!. Butlers cannot be overfed, as they are not people like the rest of us!. Typically they live off a diet of commands, snapped fingers, and substandard living quarters, garnished with self-loathing and feeling of hatred for their bosses!. If you feed a butler T-bones and salmon, he'll start to think he's people, and you definitely don't want that!
I'm joking, as this question is obviously not to be taken seriously!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I'm joking, as this question is obviously not to be taken seriously!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
You should not let them do that to you!. You are not an animal to be experimented with!. Well maybe you are!. Just realize that there are consequences to eating like that!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I think you should take advantage of your masters generosity while you canWww@FoodAQ@Com
What you eat is up to you!. I think it is a little to much my self!.
Remember your going to put some weight onWww@FoodAQ@Com
Remember your going to put some weight onWww@FoodAQ@Com
No, you will be too fat to move and you won't be able to serve your master any more!.
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I dont know but cant you get fired for being too fat!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Your Master!?!.!.7 times a day!?!? Are your for real!.!.heart disease here you come!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com