Favorite cooking quotes?!
As of today, this is one of mine!. Whats yours and why!?
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
This is one of my favorite quotes from the late Erma Bombeck (may she rest in peace, but keep the Angels laughing in stitches):
If life is a bowl of cherries, WHY do I always get the pits!?!?!?
"EAT DESSERT FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'LL MAKE IT THAT FAR"
"Chocolate is the next best thing to sex!.!.!.!.!.Strike that, chocolate NEVER lets you down!.!.!.!.!.!."
"And people WONDER why I drink!?!?!?!?"
"Does that come with BOTH mashed potatoes AND fries!?!?!?"
A diner once dining in Crew,
Found a VERY large mouse in his stew;
Said the waiter "Don't shout, nor wave it about"!
Or the rest will be wanting one, too!!!
ChristopherWww@FoodAQ@Com
If life is a bowl of cherries, WHY do I always get the pits!?!?!?
"EAT DESSERT FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'LL MAKE IT THAT FAR"
"Chocolate is the next best thing to sex!.!.!.!.!.Strike that, chocolate NEVER lets you down!.!.!.!.!.!."
"And people WONDER why I drink!?!?!?!?"
"Does that come with BOTH mashed potatoes AND fries!?!?!?"
A diner once dining in Crew,
Found a VERY large mouse in his stew;
Said the waiter "Don't shout, nor wave it about"!
Or the rest will be wanting one, too!!!
ChristopherWww@FoodAQ@Com
"If you resolve to give up good food, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer!."
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen"
"No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes"
"Don't fry bacon in your lingerie"
"A gourmet is often simply a wealthy glutton"
“A great way for to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror!. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much!”Www@FoodAQ@Com
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen"
"No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes"
"Don't fry bacon in your lingerie"
"A gourmet is often simply a wealthy glutton"
“A great way for to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror!. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much!”Www@FoodAQ@Com
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people!. ~ Orson Wells
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!. ~ !?
I think those first two are hilarious!.
Cooking is like love!. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all!. ~ Harriet van Horne
That last one is true!Www@FoodAQ@Com
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!. ~ !?
I think those first two are hilarious!.
Cooking is like love!. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all!. ~ Harriet van Horne
That last one is true!Www@FoodAQ@Com
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"!.
I've spent many years working in restaurants!. The line cooks always have the most stressful job!. I heard a great quote from a cook friend of mine:
"Line cooking is kind of like banging your head against a wall!.!.!. it feels really good when you stop"!.
"Quiting drinking is easy!.!.!. I've done it hundreds of times"!. (I believe Mark Twain said this)!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I've spent many years working in restaurants!. The line cooks always have the most stressful job!. I heard a great quote from a cook friend of mine:
"Line cooking is kind of like banging your head against a wall!.!.!. it feels really good when you stop"!.
"Quiting drinking is easy!.!.!. I've done it hundreds of times"!. (I believe Mark Twain said this)!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'!. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance!. "
-Steven WrightWww@FoodAQ@Com
-Steven WrightWww@FoodAQ@Com
"Life's too short to stuff a mushroom!."
(even though I love stuffed mushrooms!)Www@FoodAQ@Com
(even though I love stuffed mushrooms!)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Too many cooks spoil the broth!.
Don't fry bacon in the nude!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Don't fry bacon in the nude!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and saltWww@FoodAQ@Com
Try it you'll like it!Www@FoodAQ@Com
life is a buffet, dont fill up on breadWww@FoodAQ@Com
"Never trust a skinny cook!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
Never heard that!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Can't think of any, but just wanted to say, what a really good quote, enjoyed that!.Www@FoodAQ@Com