DO english muffins speak or teach english?!

i say mate,b letting ones mouth make that decisionWww@FoodAQ@Com

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well how many do you have!?--with the first make an egg sandwich with sausage and cheese--then make sure the others (english muffins) see you eat the first it will scare them and then they may tell you where their gold is in exchange for you not eating them--but actually contrary to popular belief, although their name is English muffins, they are really not all that great at speaking English--they are Spanish speaking so they probably could not help you with the English!.

After you get the gold you may eat the rest!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Cor blimey, ducks, English muffins speak the Cockney lingo!. You can hardly understand them, so if one opens up to you just swallow it really fast, and don't forget the butter n' jam!. That way you won't have to listen to their awful accents slaughtering the King's English!Www@FoodAQ@Com

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It depends what you have because other countries call muffins based on what they think they are, an english muffin is like a small round pastry that you slice in half n toast, butter n spread strawberry jam me eat!.
try to find english crumpets they are simple toast n butterWww@FoodAQ@Com

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You eat english muffins!. They are food!. They are not living!. They do not talk, teach, move, breath or live, I really hope you are joking!Www@FoodAQ@Com

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They must teach the young muffins, so therefore they must be teachers!.!.!.!.!.I have never heard one speak!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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No muffins can't talk, so they can't teach!.
I would suggest you eat them, I would!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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I bet some of the sweet little muffins in England speak!.
Toast them and slather with butter and jam!.!.!.!.yum!Www@FoodAQ@Com

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may-b they will if you ask them to !.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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they do both, duh! everyone knows that! just the other day my english muffin helped me on my research paperWww@FoodAQ@Com

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