My house is on fire.... What should i do?!


Question: My house is on fire!.!.!.!. What should i do!?
My house is on fire!.!.!.!. I left some scampi under the grill and it caught fire!. Now my cat is on fire to!.!.!. What should i do!?!.!.!.!.!. Please be quick!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
wait til your cats cooked to your tasting and enjoy that last meal of your life!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Im sure that if your house is on fire you shouldnt be asking people on here but instead phoning the emergency fire number!. Quickly!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Awe man! Put the cat out!!! Then search for a stick to roast some hot dogs, because i bet the scampi is charcoal by now and you gonna be hungry!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

keep asking questions on here til it goes out!.

maybe invite your mates round and have a bbq!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

well judging by your face you been in many fires already so dont wrooy about yourself!.!.!.just roll the cat around in dirt to put flames out then clean him and screw your house its your faultWww@FoodAQ@Com

Don't worry, it'll only burn while there is still combustible material left!. Have a BBQ while you're waiting!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Well if you hang around here all night waiting for suggestions, you aint gonna have much house left anyway!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Call 111 and evacuate the house!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Youll be ok!. The fire will be out soon!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Have any marshmallows!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

Got any graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate!? You could make s'mores while you wait!. It's your own large campfire!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Call the fire brigade!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and quickly!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

You ask "What should I do!?" and the answer is clear:
Re-post in the "Jokes and Riddles" section!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

roast marshmallows and hotdogs!.

sell tickets to watch!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

grab some marshmallows, then call the fire dept!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Sit down and watch the fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

have a BBQ the suns out for a changeWww@FoodAQ@Com

get out the marshmellowsWww@FoodAQ@Com

RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! And oh yeah, call 911, not 999!Www@FoodAQ@Com

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Make some toastWww@FoodAQ@Com

got some hotdogsWww@FoodAQ@Com

stop drop and roll (barrel roll)Www@FoodAQ@Com

call 999Www@FoodAQ@Com

get off the computer and run for your life!Www@FoodAQ@Com

get off the computer and make some tea!

JWww@FoodAQ@Com

lol!!
dis is d last ting u shud b doin!!! =D
lol!!
but if ur house woz really on fire!.!.!.!. RUN!!!
LOL! =DWww@FoodAQ@Com





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