How do you tell your children that guinea pig is dinner tonight?!


Question: How do you tell your children that guinea pig is dinner tonight!?
Answers:
"Sweetheart, I've gone daft in the head and decided to cook the family pet for dinner" - is this a real question!? Most people who buy an animal with the idea of raisng it to eat, warn the kids not to get attached when they bring it home!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Say:

"Kids, your father and I have some bad news and some good news!. The bad news is, Rudy died today!. The good news is, we've cooked him and now when we eat him, there will always be a part of him that is inside of us!."Www@FoodAQ@Com

You wait until after they eat it, then you tell them what they just ate!.
Or, you just wait until they are older!. If they do ask where the pet is, you have to let them know it died, and you buried it!.

BTW, did it taste like chicken!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

Kids,today we are making a nice and delicious meat today!. Trust me this is very good just like chicken!. Its a guinea pig!. Cooked guinea pigs with barbq sauce added! Then only for today,you will have a special dessert!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Don't!. When they ask what happened to their pet, tell them he got "fried", kind of like when the computer doesn't work anymore!. Hope that helps! Or, get them stoned first!.!.!. people with the munchies will eat anything!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

you would be surprised but i ate it and it wasnt bad!.!.!.i had that in peru!.!.!.i wouldnt say it was my favorite food but i definitely can say i ate it, and alpacha tooWww@FoodAQ@Com

kids member ur pet Harold!?
well he fell in the pan tonight and i guess we have to eat him!.
nd his last wishes were for you to enjoy the meal =DWww@FoodAQ@Com

As gross as it may sound, but guinea pigs are a delicacy dish in Ecuador & they call it Cuy!.
They are just too cute to be eaten, sorry!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Don't

Serve it and if they like how it tasted it will make it easier when you confess!. Worked for me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

That's disgusting!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

SICKO!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

You just say Hey kids the guinea pig is ready come eat! Simple!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Don't!. If they like it then tell them!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Hi kids! mini pork pies tonight, enjoy!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

This is sick!. ewwWww@FoodAQ@Com

gross that is just wrong ewwwwwwwwwwwwwWww@FoodAQ@Com

don't tell em until they ask for secondsWww@FoodAQ@Com





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