Does anyone have a recipe for condoleezza rice?!


Question: Does anyone have a recipe for condoleezza rice!?
everyone keeps talking about condoleezza rice, and I've never tried itWww@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Mix in a bowl:
3 C Mindless Loyalty
1 TBS Gap teeth
2 C Lying to congress about the 911 memos
1 C Gullibility
5 TBS Determination
1 OZ Stubbornness
1 LB Brown rice

Put in appointed office and bake for 8 years!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Mix equal parts unrealistic optimism and harsh reality bring to a boil, cover and simmer on low heat for 4 or 5 or even 100 years, comes out bad every time!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

You take one Asian lady named Leeza, do her in a Condo then wait about 9 months then youll have condoleeza Rice!. (Simple) anyone can do it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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it is not a very appealing dish, visuallyWww@FoodAQ@Com

I do know that it's served frozen cold, and it's really bland!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

It's a popular Iraqi dish: one part neocon and one part pure sex!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I don't think anyone's tried it!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

You need at least one cup of Horse teeth, 2 tps!. of butt-ugly!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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