How do you make a sandwhich?!


Question: How do you make a sandwhich!?
Its really hard to remember all of the steps!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
This can't be taught to a second grader!. It takes a much higher level of understanding to get it right!.

It's not possible until you first learn and fully comprehend the Ham Sandwich Theorem!. When you finish making the object and you cut it, no matter how you cut it, you can always slice through it in way that the two halves have exactly equal amounts!.

So, taking some bread, ham and cheese and you mix them up by placing some ham and cheese between 2 pieces of the bread you will have 3 fixed volumes!. Then with some kind of plane, for example a slice of a knife, you bisect with this plane each, the ham, bread, and cheese so you can apply the theroem!. This is the test to see if you actually succeeded in making a sandwich!. You will have two pieces of the once whole piece but they probably won't be perfectly equal in size!. Not to worry!. Really all the stuff was cut exactly in half!.

We can see this when we apply the Borsuk-Ulam theorem!. n-dimensional space in which there are n globs of positive volume, there is always a hyperplane that cuts all the globs exactly in half!.

So, once you apply the theorem in the final test for example by taking the 3 objects, bread, ham and cheese compressing them together in a certain order then put them into a blender, pulsing it a few times, after all those millions of slices, all the parts will be cut exactly in half!. You then know you will have achieved success!.

Now you try it!. You can do it!

Take 2 pieces of bread!. Find 2 other food objects that do not need further cooking and are sort of flatly shaped and put them between the bread!. Compress gently!.



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Two slices of bread lay each one next to each other on a plate
Take out the condiment you would like to use (ie mustard, mayo)
Take a spoon ~ dip it into the condiment
Smear on both or one side of the bread
Take the lunch meat of your choice stack 2-4 slices of meat on one side of the bread
Take a slice of cheese after you take of wrap put on top of meat
Take your lettuce, pickles, tomato that you sliced, onion you sliced, avocado you slice or other veggies you sliced w/ a sharp cutting knife and put on top of cheese
Take the other slice of bread and put on top of the loaded side of bread
Cut in half if you would like w/ a sharp knife
Put some chips or fruit as a side and enjoy w/ a nice glass of milk or ice tea

YUM

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2 pieces of bread!. one you put peanut butter the other you put jelly then you put them together and eat it!


thanks for the 2 points!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

Cool! I needed this one for my homework! Now I know how to make a sandwich! Thanks!

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Just put a slice of whatever you like between 2 slices of bread- and You've got Lunch! :)Www@FoodAQ@Com





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