My sandwich is trying to kill me what should I do?!
It just sits there staring at me with his evil bread and his evil lettuce and his evil mayo and his evil jam and evil glass drenched in evil honey mustardWww@FoodAQ@Com
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run for itWww@FoodAQ@Com
That really is an evil sounding sandwich!. With so many different things, how could you expect him not to be evil!? He has jam, lettuce and honey mustard!. You've created a monster! You must finish him before he goes out to take over the town!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I would suggest that your sandwich may have been more amicable had you "buttered it up first"
Take it down the pub and see if a little lubrication helps!.!.!.
Failing which, just throw the book at it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Take it down the pub and see if a little lubrication helps!.!.!.
Failing which, just throw the book at it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The real problem with that sandwich is that you forgot to put any garlic on it! That takes care of evil things like vampires!. It will tame that sandwich as well!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Make a better sandwich and put it in front of the bad one and see if they fight to the deathWww@FoodAQ@Com
Report it to the police immediately!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Make sure you circle around it and attack from behind! First blow should be fatal for your sandwich!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
You're bigger than him! Get a knife!! It's peanut-butter-jelly-time!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Fed the evil sandwich with some Marmite, that will cure it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Slam the blighter in to a sandwich toaster - that'll teach itWww@FoodAQ@Com
Some sandwiches are like that-very bad! You are going to have to eat it before it gets you! And before dinner!Www@FoodAQ@Com
It's the acid is killing you, not the sandwich!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Evil glass!? Is it powdered by any chance!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Eat the evil thing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Yuk Jam and Lettuce!. What an evil combinationWww@FoodAQ@Com
Stab it with a knife, cut it into pieces and devour it!.
Jam!?!?!?!?!? As in strawberry jam!?!?!? I'm confusedWww@FoodAQ@Com
Jam!?!?!?!?!? As in strawberry jam!?!?!? I'm confusedWww@FoodAQ@Com
E vil get eaten tvust me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
QUICK BITE IT HARD, !.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Eat it and say Hmmmmm Hmmmmm with each bite!. That'll show it's evilness who's boss!. So there!Www@FoodAQ@Com
KILL ITWww@FoodAQ@Com
get it before it gets youWww@FoodAQ@Com
sounds yum Www@FoodAQ@Com
shoot it you american then you should have a gunWww@FoodAQ@Com
Fight back man - fight hard give it all you got!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
eat it befor it eats u lol
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