Can you give me a detailed explanation of how to make a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich? ?!
Look, everyone knows how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!. We have to write this paper for school that explains every single, little detail in a paragraph format listing all the steps, supplies, materials, and everything!. You even have to say, for example, "Pick up the knife with your hands, as if you were writing to someone coming from outer space!. You also have to put that you have to do it on a table, and things like "Pick up a slice of bread, by ripping open the bag of sliced white bread with your hands" I could do this, but I don't want to waste time writing all these common sense details!. Can anyone help!? Please do it in Paragraph format, not bullet points!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
You will need:
* A loaf of bread
* A knife to cut said bread
* A jar each of peanut butter and jelly
* A knife to spread these substances
* A stable surface upon which to place bread, peanut butter, jelly, knives, et cetera
* A working knowledge of standard English terms such as slice, spread, cut, torque, volatility, et cetera
First, take the bread and the bread knife and cut two slices of bread approximately 1/3 to 1/2 inches thick each!. Set one of these aside!. Set the other in front of you and remove the lid from the container with the peanut butter in it!. Take the knife, place it in the container of peanut butter, and with the knife, remove approximately a tablespoon of peanut butter!. the amount is not terribly relevant, as long as it does not fall off the knife!. Take the knife with the peanut butter on it and spread it on the slice of bread you have in front of you!. Repeat until the bread is reasonably covered on one side with peanut butter!. At this point, you should wipe excess peanut butter on the inside rim of the peanut butter jar and set the knife on the counter!. Replace the lid on the peanut butter jar and set it aside!. Take the jar of jelly and repeat the process for peanut butter!. As soon as you have finished this, take the slice of bread that you set aside earlier and place it on the slice with the peanut butter and jelly on it, so that the peanut butter and jelly is reasonably well contained within!.
Congratulations, you have just made a peanut butter sandwich!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
* A loaf of bread
* A knife to cut said bread
* A jar each of peanut butter and jelly
* A knife to spread these substances
* A stable surface upon which to place bread, peanut butter, jelly, knives, et cetera
* A working knowledge of standard English terms such as slice, spread, cut, torque, volatility, et cetera
First, take the bread and the bread knife and cut two slices of bread approximately 1/3 to 1/2 inches thick each!. Set one of these aside!. Set the other in front of you and remove the lid from the container with the peanut butter in it!. Take the knife, place it in the container of peanut butter, and with the knife, remove approximately a tablespoon of peanut butter!. the amount is not terribly relevant, as long as it does not fall off the knife!. Take the knife with the peanut butter on it and spread it on the slice of bread you have in front of you!. Repeat until the bread is reasonably covered on one side with peanut butter!. At this point, you should wipe excess peanut butter on the inside rim of the peanut butter jar and set the knife on the counter!. Replace the lid on the peanut butter jar and set it aside!. Take the jar of jelly and repeat the process for peanut butter!. As soon as you have finished this, take the slice of bread that you set aside earlier and place it on the slice with the peanut butter and jelly on it, so that the peanut butter and jelly is reasonably well contained within!.
Congratulations, you have just made a peanut butter sandwich!.Www@FoodAQ@Com