Is arsenic a good ingredient to use in pasta?!


Question: Is arsenic a good ingredient to use in pasta!?
I heard it has some great medicinal uses!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Now we all know that Arsenic is a chemical element that has the symbol "As"and atomic number of 33!. We also all know that Arsenic was first documented by Albertus Magnus in 1250!.

As 33 is the age at which Jeebus is documented to have died for your sins, I suggest therefore that bread and wine should be substituted for the pasta!.

As Albertus Magnus was considered to be the greatest German philosopher and theologian of the Middle Ages, I therefore suggest that some sort of German sausage (i!.e!. a würste of sorts) be substituted for the pasta!.

As "As" is the chemical symbol for Arsenic, I therefore suggest that "As" be substituted for the second and third letters of the word "pasta"!.

So all in all, may I summarize using the following easy to remember verse:

Bread and Wine
As
Accompanied by German Sausages
As
A way to get Arsenic
As
An ingredient
It was the best of times, it was the würste of times!.

Happy cooking, and take it e-As-y!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Spoffort, I just earned a couple of extra points!. Sir you heard wrong!. But I can refer you to a fantastic undertaker if your interested!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

It's worth a try!.!.!.!.BUT, I would highly recommend you taste it first!.!.a lot!.!.biggie size tablespoons to ensure it's tasty!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

If whoever you feed it to is into death or something of the nature!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Oh wow, thank you for the suggestion!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Uhhh!.!.!.!.!.no it is, I believe a toxin that has the power to kill you!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

probably not, unless you want to uhm!.!.!.!. die!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

only if u want to posion someone u dont like!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

i don't know!. try google!.
but what i do know is that it IS deadly!.Www@FoodAQ@Com





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