Nasty meals to serve your boyfriend..when you can't cook...but you can.?!


Question: Nasty meals to serve your boyfriend!.!.when you can't cook!.!.!.but you can!.!?
Ok I am in a situation where my boyfriend wants me to slave over the stove and make him a meal!.!.!.and i don't want to!.!.!.but he would really like me to make him, dinner, lunch, etc!.

See I like going out!. And I know that if I start making him meals!.!.!.he'll never want to take me out!.!.!.My friend suggested that i should make something really gross!.!.!.but can't hurt you when you eat it!.!.!.I need more meals or things that explode lol in the kitchen!.
Thank you! :)

BTW!.
If you have nothing for me!. Or want to state your opinion!.!.!.don't bother!.
I don't like cooking!. End of story!. :LWww@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Make a reaally solid meatloaf with NO salt or seasonings!. It will look normal but taste flat and odd!. Here's how: take 1 1/2 lbs ground beef and mix in a bowl with 2 eggs and about 1/4 c dry unseasoned breadcrumbs!. Shape into a loaf and bake at 350 degrees for about an hour, or more, until it looks a little crusty!. Serve with a side of brussels sprouts or broccoli cooked untill mushy (both those veggies get a little stinky when overcooked)--again, NO salt, pepper or butter!.

You'll be dining out in style the very next day!.

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Why don't you negotiate with him that 2 nights you cook, 2 nights he cooks, and three nights you go out!? That way, you each won't be overwhelmed and you will get to go out as well as eat in!.

Cooking him nasty meals is childish and not how you have a grown-up relationship!. It is childish and manipulative, whether you want to hear it or not!. People who truly love each other don't treat each other that way!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yes try and overcook everything, burn it, leave out like a cup of water here and there, make the noodles still raw, and over or undercook meat!.!.make his steak or burgers all red and bloody!.!.LOL
To those of u answering her in a way she said she does not want to be!.!.!.she knows that!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Just leave out key ingredients that are crucial to the flavor, or burn the stuff!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Why play games!? Get another boyfriend!. Does not sound like you belong together!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

Leave out all salt!.

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Going out is expensive and not as healthy as home prepared meals!. Making him gross food on purpose will only make him mad if he finds out!.
The majority of men I have met really like it when a woman cooks their meals for them!. It makes them feel cared for and loved!. Although expecting you to cook every meal is a bit much unless you don't work or have kids!.
You don't have to 'slave' over a stove to make really good meals!.
Get a basic cookbook like one from Better Homes and Gardens or Betty Crocker!.
BTW - if he does find a girl who likes to cook for him, you will be a goner - sorry!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

with things as they are financially for everyone, i think its wrong to"expect" him to take you out and cater to you, and yes i am a women!. there is give an take in every relationship or at least there should be!.

there is and should always be a common ground, cook a few meals, see if he will help in the kitchen make it more interesting or fun!.!.!.and go out once maybe twice a week!. things are crucial now a days!.!.!.!.money needs to be spent more wisely not just to take ppl out to eat or whatever!.!.!.

if you two have been together for a while and really care about each other that's what it should be about!.!.!.!.it don't matter if you are just boyfriend/girlfriend!.!.!.and not married!.!.!.why change then!.!.!.!.seems silly to play games!.!.!.!.to cook "bad"meals just cuz you don't wana cook!. that is all part of the relationship game!.!.!.to give and get a little but on both sides!.!.!.!.either that or maybe you two are just not meant to be together if you cant or wont cook simple meals !.!.!.!.

also just curious!.!.if ya make these gross meals for him, you gona make somethin else for yourself or are you gona put yoruself thru eating the gross meal too!? Food for thought on that one!.Www@FoodAQ@Com





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