What is a good baking joke?!
Anyone know any jokes about baking or jokes about making sweets!?
p!.s!. its for a gift and its for baking!. I want them to laugh first before opening the gift!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
p!.s!. its for a gift and its for baking!. I want them to laugh first before opening the gift!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Holiday Fruitcake Recipe --------------------------- You'll need the following: 1 C water 1 C sugar 1 C brown sugar 4 large eggs lemon juice 1 tsp!. baking soda 2 C dried fruit nuts 1 tsp!. salt 1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey Sample the whiskey to check for quality!. Take a large bowl!. Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality!. Pour one level cup and drink!. Repeat!. Turn on the electric mixer!. Beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy bowl!. Add 1 tsp!. sugar and beat again!. Make sure the whiskey is still okay!. Cry another tup!. Turn off the mixer!. Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit!. Mix on the turner!. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver!. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity!. Next, sift 2 cups of salt!. Or something!. Who cares!. Check the whiskey!. Now sift the lemon juice and add one table!. Spoon!. Of sugar or something!. Whatever you can find!. Grease the oven!. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees!. Don't forget to off the beat turner!. Throw the bowl out the window!. Check the whiskey again!. Go to bed!. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway!?!Www@FoodAQ@Com
One day little Emily walked in on her parents having sex, while Mom was walking Emily back to her room Emily asked what they were doing and Mom said baking a cake!. The next day Emily again saw her parents having sex, she again asked what they were doing and was again told they were baking a cake!. Then a few days later Emily ran to her Mother saying she knew her and Dad baked a cake last night!. The Mom, a little worried, asks how Emily knows and Emily says "because I licked up the frosting"Www@FoodAQ@Com
Q: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor!?
A: Cuz he was feelin' kinda crummy!!
THE OLD MAN AND THE COOKIE!.!.!.
An old man is lying on his death bed when he begins to smells the scent of his favorite home-made cookies wafting up the stairs!. He suddenly rises from his bed, and starts to make his way down the stairs, only to see hundreds of his favorite cookies laid out on the kitchen table!. The man eagerly takes one, still warm from the pan!. As he takes a bite of his favorite treat, life starts to flow back through his veins and he immediately starts feeling better than he ever felt, before! Suddenly there is a sharp stinging tap on his hand!. He looks up to see his wife who frowns then scolds him, "Don't eat those, they're for the funeral!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
A: Cuz he was feelin' kinda crummy!!
THE OLD MAN AND THE COOKIE!.!.!.
An old man is lying on his death bed when he begins to smells the scent of his favorite home-made cookies wafting up the stairs!. He suddenly rises from his bed, and starts to make his way down the stairs, only to see hundreds of his favorite cookies laid out on the kitchen table!. The man eagerly takes one, still warm from the pan!. As he takes a bite of his favorite treat, life starts to flow back through his veins and he immediately starts feeling better than he ever felt, before! Suddenly there is a sharp stinging tap on his hand!. He looks up to see his wife who frowns then scolds him, "Don't eat those, they're for the funeral!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
Hi Shwoop!
As you can tell by my name, i DO love to bake!. I don't have any jokes, but I HAVE seen a funny shirt that had a picture of a rolling pin!. Under it it had the phrase, "That's How I Roll"!. I thought it was cute and hilarious!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
As you can tell by my name, i DO love to bake!. I don't have any jokes, but I HAVE seen a funny shirt that had a picture of a rolling pin!. Under it it had the phrase, "That's How I Roll"!. I thought it was cute and hilarious!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
maybe if they are cookies you can say something like
beware of fire alarm when opening these!.
(it was lame i know!.)Www@FoodAQ@Com
beware of fire alarm when opening these!.
(it was lame i know!.)Www@FoodAQ@Com
you can find alot on google!. I'm not very good with coming up with jokes but your gift idea is a great idea!.
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what did the baker do when his store got caught on fire!?
he got his buns outta there!.
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he got his buns outta there!.
lol :DWww@FoodAQ@Com
you're dad must be a baker, because you have a nice set of buns :DWww@FoodAQ@Com
what did the apple say when you eat it!?
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!Www@FoodAQ@Com
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!Www@FoodAQ@Com