What is the best way to eat a hamburger?!

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I usually just enter through the mouth

(This is not a real way to eat a hamburger, it's just a joke lol!)
You take the hamburger then examine it. Take of the top bun and put ketchup and mustard onto it. Sniff the burger for a while. Set the hamburger onto your plate and put the bun back on. Carefully poke the burger with your index finger. Keep staring at it for a few minutes. Take out the meat and start to nibble on it. Put the meat back inside th bun and examine it some more. Take off the bottom bun and stuff it in your mouth. Then flip the burger over so the top bun is on the bottom. Then sniff the burger some more. Lick the burger and then eat half of it. Lean back in your chair with your arms folded and stare at the burger for a while. Ask someone if they think the burger would make a great model for a picture. Then eat the rest of your burger while making loud smacking sounds. XD

That was a joke! This is really how you eat a hamburger--> You take the burger, put whatever you want on it. Then take a bite and and chew and swallow. Continue biting off pieces and chewing and swallowing until the burger is devoured! :) There is no "right" way to eat a hamburger, just pick it up with your hands and eat it!

I love mine fat and greasy. Cheese, onions fried in butter. After the burgers are cooked, I slice the rolls and toss them in the pan and let them sop up all the grease then I have at them. Bite, chew, gulp. Sometimes I stop for a ciggy in between

Grab that thing with two hands and don't be afraid to get dirty. :)

by biting bits of with your teeth and chewingg it...some people...

With green chili, cheese, a slice of tomato, some Lettuce and ketchup.

pick it up with your hands and bite it then chewi t then swallow

As long as you have your teeth in, you're fine, lol.

With bacon and blue cheese!

with hands :D