How do you make ice? PLease!!!!!?!
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This is a terrible and painful thing to do. Making ice is one of the most terrible hardships a man or woman can face in his lifetime. However, once you have performed the necessary rituals, it will be easy. After the ritual, you will be able to make ice just by putting water in a freezer.
For the ritual, you must wait for a heavy snow to fall on your town (minimum of 6 inches). Using your mouth, put all the snow in a 5-mile radius of your place of residence into a large bukkit. This will anger the mighty Lord Of Walruses, so the bukkit will be magically transported to the nearest walrus. When you locate the walrus in possession of your bukkit, remove all your clothes, cover yourself COMPLETELY with your own feces, and bellow "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" and hurl yourself upon the walrus. Engage in brutal combat, and when the walrus has been beaten to exhaustion, perform coitus. This will prove to the Lord of Walruses that you are worthy of ownership of a bukkit, and you will receive your bukkit. If any of the snow has melted, start over. Then, go to your place of worship (or for atheists, go to your local natural history museum, with your bukkit, and go to your priest, rabbi, curator, or other religious leader and perform the song "Bad Romance." He will then proceed to beat you in the face with a guitar and leave you below the holiest symbol in your religion (or the largest exhibit in the museum, dumping all the snow from your bukkit upon you. This will cause you to enter into a coma in which you dream of meeting your god or the elements. You will plead with him/her/them to give you the power to make ice, and once you do, you will awaken, and find ice waiting in your fridge.
Congratulations! You can now make ice.
Personal Experience
Buy a bottle of 1974 BV Private Reserve Cabernet. Trim, season and roast a whole beef tenderloin. Bake some potatoes. Make a large salad with romaine, cucumbers, salt-preserved capers and Caspian caviar. Get a nice loaf of sourdough bread.
Bring it all over to my house this Friday at 7 and I'll give you some ice.
ok, i seriously hop ethis is a joke. Either that or you are just VERY stupid, no offense :S anyway, just take some water and put it in the freezer and you will get a very cold hard thing, Ice, something most five year olds can make. :) hope this helped
i can make ice
First you take the ice tray then u walk over to the sink then u turn the sink on fill the tray with water turn the water off then walk to your freezer open it up put the tray in there close the freezer and then wait for it to freeze! yayyy then you have ice!
If this isn't a joke, you make ice by putting water into a container and putting it into the freezer. When it hardens, it is now ice. Ice Cubes; putting water into the ice cube tray then the freezer.
All you do is put water in a tray, cup, or whatever you want to put it in. THEN stick it in the freezer until it's frozen which means it's ICE :)
Dump a bucket of water into your freezer, and then shut the freezer door. Come back 5 hours later. Ice.
Subject water to a temperature of less that 0 degree Celsius or 212 degrees Fahrenheit
Water+ freezer = ice
you put water in the fridge
LOL u put water in the freezer and wait
how dumb r u r u stupid or somthing
lol who knows?