why do me kids find it so hard to cook a frozen meat pie?!

They are lazy

Why does the mother find it so hard to speak and write proper English?

"Why do my kids.............?" "They can't even..............."

Then there is the fact that mother is so lazy, buying prepared microwave foods to feed her family instead of cooking a healthy dinner. Keep smoking and drinking.

1) Too young/too short to reach the microwave?
2) You didn't give them proper instructions?
3) They simply aren't hungry? Or not hungry enough to eat thawed-out meat pie?

You should probably ask them.

I don`t know, maybe you should do a little cooking with them...follow this kids video
http://s1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa367/7That_Girl7/That%20girl/?action=view&current=Photoon2011-02-26at20512-1.jpg

YU SHOULD NOT EAT FROZEN FOODS

Ask them, and show them how to do it properly Einstein.

you didnt teach them how.