What can I use instead of Ramen Noodles?!
Answers:
Bahn pho noodles.
Udon noodles
Pad thai rice noodles
Spaghetti noodles...boil...drain and you can sautee some tomatoes in olive oil...sprinkle onion salt, pepper and oregano (or any other green flaky spice) on the sauce and then pour sauce on the noodles.
If you don't have those ingredients then add butter to the drained noodles.
Tada!
Heston's worms. Or spaghetti. Or Udon noodles. Or why don't you get outside or if you are ill, call a friend and get them to pick up some Wagamama.
And Laural and Hardy used a mop for spaghetti noodles.
Charlie Chaplin once used shoelaces as a delightful substitute.