HELP! My wife is leaving me tomorrow....?!
HELP! My wife is leaving me tomorrow....?
to spend a week at her mother`s and has left me food to get by with. She left one bunch of yellow bananas and a bunch of green banans and told me to eat the yellow ones first and by the time I`d finished those the green ones would be OK to eat.
Problem: I`m colour-blind, what can I do to save starving to death?
Answers:
no one got the joke.............................
Feel them and smell them, the ones that are softer and have a more pronounced banana smell are the yellow ones.
Squeeze them slightly, the yellow ones will be softer.
tell her to write on them Y for yellow and G for green with a marker. ......you going to have no poops if all you're eating is bananas.
Open a tin of beans
Have her leave a note on or by the yellow bananas, that way you know which is which.
give the banannas to the monkey and nip down to the pub for a pie and a pint
Ask her to put a sticky note on the yellow bananas, and follow her instructions... if worst comes to worst, order yourself some take-out, monkey!
Can you use the phone ?, Pizza, Chinese, Indian !!.
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!!!! what a life threatening dilema! lol if that is your biggest worry your a very lucky man.......good luck with the nanas!!!
She only gave you bananas to eat? Wow, that sucks!
Ha funny.......
Eat the bananas with the largest and most black dots first, since those are the ripest.
The green ones will yellow and then develop the black dots last.
You should be able to differentiate the dots even if you are color blind.
With your wife away... I just don't know why you just don't order out and eat the stuff your wife "fordids" you from eating and drinking.
go away with your wife
Go shopping - buy your own food things you know that you can make and eat and plan for a week and then relax...
your wife does sound a bit selfish, doesn't she realise its her job to feed you, wash your clothes, clean the house. i think you should chop her in for a newer model. don't mean to sound rude
Are u serious?
bananas that are ready to eat will feel softer, and smell fruity, squeeze them you will know which are ready to eat !
LOL! Tell your wife to label your bananas for you. (--,)
carn't you cook ? you should be able to look after your self if you can only live on bananas you should be living in the zoo. you little monkey.
pick up the phone and order take-out
honestly did u really think u could survive on bananas alone for a week
Can you really not tell the difference between yellow and green? If that is really the case, ask your wife to put the green bananas in one place and the yellows in another. Green ones tend to be firmer to the touch - and darker than the yellow ones. Yellow ones might also have some dark markings on them and the skin will feel a bit "looser" anyway.
You can eat green bananas by the way - my mother will not have anything else! Me, I am allergic to them and the fumes - keep away from me when you have eaten them - asthma really is no fun at all!