What's the best way to cook a manatee?!
What's the best way to cook a manatee?
Cut it into steaks? Cube and stir-fry?
Answers:
OH the hu- manatee!!!!!
Cube and stir-fry Yumm. Let me know how it comes out. lol
Just trying to get a rise out of people, huh?
I think it would be funny if you were in a boat a Manatee bumped into it knocked you in and smashed you to death you SICKO
I think that they are a protected species, so you are not supposed to be eating them...YUCK!
With a side of baby seal.
thats 100% illegal. endangered species.
You could always go with the British method: boiling.
Or, even better, try good-old down-South pit-cooked barbecue.
Slow cooked over mesquite fire wood, much like you cook feral cat
Loser Hippie...
You may find some tip in food.com on yahoo.com.
Ummm, lets see.... how bout leaving him in the ocean to continue making ocean stew????? Why in the world would you want to cook a manatee??? R U demented???
With the curtains drwan in the middle of the night?
I thought these were protected, endangered species....and you're wanting to cook them?????
I would make a stew. What else can you do with the pieces chopped up in your propellers. Don't forget a nice Merlot.
I nominate googoodall2000 for best answer.
A stew is the way to go, except the fins. Those should be dipped in batter and fried.
Hmmm.... You will need a grill about the size of a diesel truck.A little butter and Lemon and Voila!! Endangered species a la Oleg!!
LOL !!
You are sick!!!
As with all endangered species, the first step is to keep it secret.
You need to plan and execute the perfect operation to acquire, kill and return home the fish without anyone else seeing you.
It is therefore best practiced at night.
For maximum flavour, you need to eat it as soon as you get home.
As for the actual art of cooking, I'd stick with the good old art of cube and stir-fry.
Yumee!
3 easy steps.
1. Capture manatee
2. Place manatee inside microwave.
3. Pull out limbs and place on a platter
(serves up to 4 people)
Do you HAVE a manatee????
They are on the endangered species list fool.
i think a steak would be nice.