Could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?!
Could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Answers:
He doesn't know how to use a microwave because they didn't have them back in his day. That's why he can't "take the wheel" either.
Jesus has permanent icy cool breath so no hot food can take him down.
why would he have to microwave it? He turned water into wine
Yes, Yes he can.
Sure....he was just a man.
no jesus is just too cool
but would jesus eat a convenience store burrito?
sweet jesus what a question. i bet so. i bet jesus could make a mean enchilada. and a killer guacomole.
" Jesus Christ is that hot!!!!!"
Jesus wouldn't be eating a burrito. And hello, he can do ANYTHING!
Yes Jesus can do anything.
He could turn water into wine i'm sure a mircowave is useless to him!!
He might make it too hot, but He would KNOW it was too hot and let it cool before eating it.
OR
He might not even NEED the microwave... I mean, He IS Jesus!
NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS IS SUPREME RULER OF ALL THE GALAXY!!!!!!!!!! NO BURRITO CAN BE TOO HOT FOR THE ALMIGHTY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE A BURRITO STRONGER THEN JESUS.
No he couldn't because dead men can't eat. Zombie Jesus would be an awesome movie idea.