I,m a bloke and i need help with my roast dinner?!


Question:

I,m a bloke and i need help with my roast dinner?

how do i cook swede and parsnips

Additional Details

22 hours ago
and you nall welcome to come round for dinner thanx

21 hours ago
i would let you know where i live but i can,t mail anyone and i not putting my address up here because i know that devonrivvers guy and he,s strange


Answers:

OK take the swede in you re left hand and the parsnip in you re right hand..OK now heres the tricky bit.rub them together really fast.when you see smoke blow on the swede..i i repeat the swede.do not blow on the parsnip..it may blow on u.now put some news papper in you re oven and throw the swede on top making a lovely hot fire.place a small car tyre on the fire to keep it burning and the temperature right.OK nearly done now go down the pub get drunk for 5 or 6 hours come home it should be cooked to perfection..happy eating


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