Apple Pie is replaced by Bran Muffin!?!


Question:

Apple Pie is replaced by Bran Muffin!?

I heard on Larry King that the Bran Muffin is replacing Apple Pie as MORE American!! Can they do that? (The next person to place a fradulent Bran Muffin question gets their points zeroed out!)


Answers:

Larry K. has tightened his suspenders once too often, IMHO.

One envisions a sweet & innocent apple pie, awash with succulent juices, slumbering in its little tin...when over the edge, reeking with violence & resentment, comes the gnarly brown pseudopodia of [drum-roll] BRAN MUFFIN.. its every crumb pungent with hate, its crumby heart drumming with evil...and--can it be?--a sinister flag is planted in the plaintive and protesting pie...it bears two raisins rampant & the motto BRAN RULES.




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