Can someone make me a birthday cake?!

Can someone make me a birthday cake?

My bday is coming up and i really want a cake that is perfect so i have so tips i can give you and here they are.

1. you can make a cake that kind of reflects a Sharpay Evans personality (shes from hsm 1 and 2) um she is really like diamonds jewels really girly and princess like.

or

2. you can make like a safari theme something like chettah printed cake or like a zebra type of cake with pink and white icing.

Things like that will really make me happy but please i really dont want butterflies or rainbows or kidish stuff because i will not like that but you can put like hearts but thats it pretty much. So if you want to like decorate my cake with my name here it is Ada. Um..lets see i just want you to tell me what you would do if i choosed your cake so tell me what your vision is and i can message you or you can give me a website so i can call your working facility or factory.
And just to let you know...
It doesnt need to be that big its only about 30-40 people. Good Luck

My vision off your birthday cake sweet heart is me and some of my friends at yahoo getting together and raising the money to buy you about 4 Betty Crocker cake mixes, they all so make icing,we'll get you that Chocolate and vanilla . you don't want pink, is that correct.? you could give us the name of your school and we could send all the materials for the cake there.
If you have one of those cool principal and a even better cooking teacher you and all your friends could bake and decorate the cake and send us the picture.
I can tell by your e/mail that you are one of those dear sweet darlings that God has sent to this world to make it a better place
God bless you dear.
I reread your e/m pink is o.k.then, we could raise some more money and get you a couple of cans of pink o.k.
God bless you again.