May I please have a recipe for dog birthday cake?!

May I please have a recipe for dog birthday cake?

That people can eat, too?

17 hours ago
One would assume that a recipe for dog birthday cake wouldn't have chocolate in it, DUH! If you don't have a recipe, why did you answer?

Doggy Layer Cake

3 cups flour
1 T. baking powder
1/2 cup margarine, softened
6 eggs, beaten
1/2 cup corn oil
2 jars strained chicken baby food
2 cups finely shredded carrots
plain or vanilla yogurt
2 or 3 strips of bacon, fried crisp, then crumbled, or use bacon-flavored jerky strips, cut into bits.
Preparation -
Generously grease and flour two 8" round cake pans; set aside. Combine flour and baking powder; set aside. In a mixing bowl, beat softened margarine until smooth. Add eggs and corn oil; mix well. Add strained chicken, and shredded carrots and mix until smooth. Add flour mixture and mix thoroughly. Pour batter into the 2 prepared 8" cake pans. Bake at 325° for 60 minutes. Let cool for a few minutes before removing from pans. Cool completely on wire racks.

Place one layer on a serving plate and spread yogurt over top. Place second layer on top, then spread yogurt on top and sides of entire cake. Sprinkle crumbled bacon or bits of jerky strips over top.

Use "Pupperoni" sticks instead of candles.

Or:

Mix 1 cup flour and 1 teaspoon baking soda.

Add in 1/4 cup peanut butter, 1/4 cup cooking oil, 1 cup shredded carrots, 1 teaspoon vanilla, 1/3 cup honey and 1 egg.

Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes in a greased pan.

Flip it out of the pan and let cool.

Mash up cottage cheese in a food processor for frosting.

Add peanut butter to some "frosting" to pipe on as decoration. Oh, and some more shredded carrots.