If chocolates are great antioxidants, why do Oompa Loompas look old?!
If chocolates are great antioxidants, why do Oompa Loompas look old?
Answers: BECAUSE OOMPA LOOMPAS ARE OVER 5000 MILLION YEARS OLD. THEY NEVER DIE. AND THEY CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN.
pssh, they look around 56 years old, which is great comparted to there REAL age.! lol. . . oompa lumpa's dont eat the chocolate they just make it and dance around it because that's what business tells us to keep selling chocolate. then again people know fast food, booze and smokes are crap but they always sell out fast don't they? Because the adult oompa loompas age faster physically than the younger ones, plus they're like 200 years old... The youngest one is 546. They look pretty good for their age. They don't look old. They all look like the Juiceman Jay Kordich and are all probably 100 years old. antioxidants are for fighting health and disease. not for battling aging. They make it not eat it!