How will I be able to eat my pizza?!


Question:

How will I be able to eat my pizza?


I tried following the directions. It says, open box, unwrap, place on baking sheet, put in the oven, and bake for 20 mins. But that's women's work so how will I be able to eat my pizza?


Answers: Find a chick to do it for you, RA's are especially helpful for this. But make sure it's not a fat chick, as she will eat the pizza before you can get to it...she may also eat you, aw yeah. then your going to go hungry. Bend yer **** over and put it in the oven! pizza hut Awww, poor thing! I guess you'll have to treat a woman nice long enough to get her to bake it for you.

Or, learn to read....

Good luck! Perhaps you'll starve and one more pointy-headed woman-hating chauvinist will be thinned from the herd. One can only hope. You'll starve--oh well. Sucks to be you. I guess you'll starve to death. Well with all of the answers that told the chauvinist what he could do with himself getting a thumbs down it makes me wonder if it wasn't the chauvinist giving the thumbs down. Eat it without following the instructions......;-) How did you get the pizza in the first place? since grocery shopping is womens work also. Find lthe woman who grocery shopped for you and you will find the woman who will cook for you Buddy you need to review your outlook on LIFE!!!! go buy a dress and heels and make like betty crocker.



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