How do I keep my Schnauzer off of my friends Schnitzels?!
How do I keep my Schnauzer off of my friends Schnitzels?
Sometimes my friends come over with a Streudel, and my Schnauzer goes for their Schnitzels. Not ALL of my friends like this.
Answers: Ja, so your schnauzer skips struedel and goes straight for the schnitzels? Mein Gott! I like this dog. This dog's name better be Achtung.
Or, in the alternative, the German word that sounds like this phonetically: 'shy-zuh'. Yeahboy.
. Chain it up outside in its kennel. It's them dachshounds you have to watch (weiner dog).
Get it? Weiner Schnitzel?
The streudel is probably pretty good, hurry up and eat it first. Should your schnauzer start to sniff the schnitzel, shut him up with some spaetzle! Only invite the friends over who DO like it... it will work out much better that way. :-) Just schzoo him away, of course! how many friends do like it?