Is it ok to wipe your backside with a slice of bread?!
Would you recommend white or brown for this purpose?
Answers: if you have run out of loo roll
Would you recommend white or brown for this purpose?
I would use toast. That way you'll remeber what it felt like to not have toilet paper and you'll never forget to always have extra stored in the bathroom.
either is fine, as long as you don't plan on eating it afterward.
White would be better as you can tell when you draw an ace.
Nuts.
brown or white, its all the same. it would leave all crumbly bits behind though!!!
Funny ha ha-- well so long as it's not the last slice of bread in the house and you have no money to buy anymore
nothing like burning the candle at both ends!!
Stay away from whole grain, that stuff will smart, and I wouldn't place my trust in cheap white either as it'll just disintegrate.
it's ok as long as you throw it away . brown or white, it will be brown anyway
What a random question?! lol! made me snigger!
I'd use thick white bread!
Not good, yeast in bread can give you a thrush infection, if your male, ask a female, it hurts!
Use newspaper, magazine, kitchen paper towel, or if you have one, jump straight in shower, soap and water is good.
yes white
Brown has more fibre so i would go with that.
Be sure you dont use a seeded batch loaf as it could be a bit rough on your buttocks.
Nope - you'll probably get a yeast infection !
Only use Warburtons finest though
empty your mind and the right answer will come. oh it sounds like yours is already empty.get a life !
If that's what you really want to do then go ahead but why share such tripe with decent educated people.
It's a great shame because I bet your a nice person really.
Enjoy your bread.
haha you stoopid ******!
Course it is but remember it must be at least a week old and well crusty ok?
Sure. Just as long as you use 'Merita' bread. It holds together much better than the others, and it will also help bring money into my house. (My husband is a District Manager for that company.) So the more you use, the happier I'll be.
Happy wiping!!!