Why do I have a jar of marmalade in my bra?!
Answers: I didn't put it there
I'm sorry. I confess. I snuck in and placed it there when you were asleep. I ran out of room in my cupboard! I had no where else to put it! Really, what did you expect me to do with it? I mean, I tried to hang it from the dog's collar, but it ended up choking the poor thing, so I had to take it off. What, do you want my poor dog to die of strangulation? And I was going to stick it in your neighbor's you-know-what till I need it again, but he woke up before I made any head-way (or tail-way, more accurately). So, you see, I had no other choice! I'm innocent! And can you blame me? It fits so snugly, tucked away there in the middle.
Just in case there is bread to go with it!
Because you had to much to drink???!!!
so the chicken can get to the other side!