Can I get my toaster to turn up to 11?!
Answers: My problem is just that, my toaster just doesnt get my toast crispy enough. I put it on 'freeze', 10 minutes and 'high', but it's just not as black as I like it..any ideas?
Flame-thrower. Much quicker. :-D
A bunsen burner would work, but it's not as fun, or multi-functional...
Please rent the movie "This is Spinal Tap".
Toast twice on 6??
Get a new toaster. I believe you can get a custom that's one more hotter.
maybe you could grill it til it set on fire
Why don't you just make 10 hotter? It goes to 11!
y dont u just use the good old fashioned grill
try using the grill or the hob if you use a gas cooker
Ask a christian to condemn it to hell
I prefer organic toasting with a magnifying lens and the sun.
HOLYSPURT! Organic Toasting???? lol! I love it! Yes, by all means...do that!
Turn it upside down and draw a cross on it... exorcise the toaster demon with holy water, now toast it!
Buy a new toaster.
*A more powerful one*
Toast twice! By the way, MY toaster turns up to 12, but I'm eying the new Supernova Mega Toaster that turns up to infinity X infinity!
while toasting insert a fork or butterknife thru the bread.
Only Spinal Tap can find a toaster that reaches 11.
Good luck finding those guys.