If you had a biscuit factory, how would you ensure half of the biscuits in each packet where broken?!
Okay mae loon?
Answers: Och well if they were shortbreads then you would have to jump on them for ages as they never seem to broken when you open up the packets.
Okay mae loon?
Drop the packet on both ends.
I know a guy who is a production manager at Burtons biscuit factory in Edinburgh an he got a letter from an old woman who complained that the end biscuits were always broken and her suggestion was pricless, 'Why dont you just remove the end biscuits from the packet' i still laugh about that now
By putting them in my worst employee's pocket then slam-dunk them to the ground....
Maybe the whole biscuit would break though, so not that good a plan!!
why would you want them broken? but i'd get the staff to drop the packets on the floor or i would put the box they was going in at the end of the machine and just let the packets fall into the box then shake the box just for good measure
i would hire tiny elves and give them tiny bats to whack the packets.
Broken biscuits are essential. When I get home from the supermarket I always have an excuse to eat half a packet of biscuits by saying no one would want them as they were broken! I would then have to start deliberately breaking the biscuits and that would be unfair.
Get them shipped by Canada Post!
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