Is it true that Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, an oven or a microwave?!
Answers: because revenge is a dish best served cold?
Mmmmmm revenge with a scoop of chocolate ice cream...sweet bliss.
Ya, and he chops his vegetables with his bare hands.
chuck norris doesnt push himself up when he does push-ups, he pushed the world down
Nope, he doesn't.
Your reason's wrong, too.
He's hot enough to heat the food with his sex appeal; he doesn't need those appliances..
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Yes... of course!