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Answers: Way to housebreak my puppy, he climbs on the couch and does his business even right after I have let him out in the yard.
buy a crate and train him with that. they have them in most pet supply stores.
GET RID OF HIM!
my puppy does the same thing except on the floor.
they have puppy litter boxes.
thats an odd question for the food and drink category dont you think?
Thats just a bad dog, If its still a puppy then you just have to train it harder.
Give him a spanking and he wont do it again.
when he climbs up - take him down immediately and say down - as for when he goes out - and does his biz are you 'praising him' and giving him a treat? they learn by repetition you need to keep the commands the same for each too - ie: down from the sofa shouldn't be used for sitting down either - just use sit - or any other words - just one each for each command..he's a puppy so be patient. YOU're the bad trainer - the puppy isn't bad - they don't know better (kinda like a baby). But you can do it! just keep at it and train & reward. Don't hit - they don't understand discipline
aren't you posting this in the wrong category? .....anyway, I got 2 points for saying that.