What's the funniest thing that happened at the New Years party that you went to last night/this morning ?!
I had hardly even noticed her husband or said anything to him all night. LOL!
She had not even been drinking!!!
Answers: I went to a friends for New Years and we were all playing poker. It was so much fun! Then out of the blue a woman started calling me a B*tch. She started yelling that I had been hitting on her husband all night.
I had hardly even noticed her husband or said anything to him all night. LOL!
She had not even been drinking!!!
Nuthing, I was too drunk to notice any funny activity going on.
we played beer pong with soda... lol
and everyone was crazy!!!
then, we mixed lemonade, orange soda, mountain dew code red, mountain dew, cranberry juice and lemon juice, and played again... i guess its not that funny but it was last night :)
We were at a bar and some guy started getting pushy with people so they threw him out. Then he started running up and down the streets, all around the intersection trying to get someone to fight with him. The local news van came by and of course, the police were called. It was pretty funny.
A bunch of us were sitting around the patio fireplace outside last night visiting and having a drink. My dog is laying in my lap. He jumps off my lap. I think he's headed for the yard to take a bathroom break. Oh no. He decides to go over to one of the guys standing around. He then lifts his leg a pees all over our friend's leg and shoe. Of course everyone but him found this hilarious. This happened just a few minutes after midnight. So now we tease our friend about how his year is going to be.
Oh! This was so funny , i shoulda whipped out my phone-cam, but was laughing too hard. I went to my neighbors , they are hillbillies. They had a bunch of beer , whiskey , etc. and a good bonfire going and the country twang station blasting from the truck radio. LOL! The one kid "Jonny" , he's a huge large redneck with a buzzcut. Jonny is kinda slow , ....he was a 22 year old high school senior, now he's 26 and still lives at home. I dunno - he's kinda half retarded, but thinks he's fighting good ol' boy , but he's a nice guy..... , till he starts drinkin , then he talks all kinds of s%#t. So they all want me to take a drink of whiskey (i just drink beer these days) but i tell them i gotta work New Years day so i don't want it. "uncle Bubba" (swear to god that's what they call him!) said "Come on! lookie here! If you drink, then we will all take a drink!" , so i did. Then handed the bottle to Jonny and said "Ok now YOU drink , cause this one just might shut you the hell up!". so he drank, then started choking, and i was laughing telling everyone that when he starts puking he'll finally shut up. He says 'Hey mother%#@#er, i nEVER get sick when i drink!" and then he starts to say something else , but all of a sudden puts his hand up with one finger out, kinda like he's pausing for a second - then he turns right around and hurls all over the bonfire! Hhaha!!!!! like my story? LOL!
The father (60+) of one of the guests visiting from NY was rushing over to give his daughter a hug at midnight, misjudged the edge of the pool and fell in. Even though it happened in FL is was still a very cool evening. He was a good sport and tried to convince the other guests, the water was fine and jump in to join him. Then the host tried to find some clothes to fit him to get him out of the wet ones. Found the loudest shirt and brightest and baggiest shorts. It was really funny to see this otherwise uptight retired exec get down! He even joined in the karoke till the wee hours. Lots of fun.
No one else might think this is funny, but we cracked up... after a few drinks my mom was unable to tell where the screen door was, and thinking it was open, proceeded to smack right into it.... luckily she didn't take it off of the rail but she gave her nose a pretty good smack... she then proceeded to laugh and tell the host about the 2 times when I walked through the screen doors as a child, at seperate parties.... meanwhile, my seven year old little girl walks right past them to come out onto the patio and SMACK, right through the screen door!! This time it DID come right off the track!! My poor baby girl was embarressed... I had to hide my giggles until she went to sleep!! Ahhh, the legacy lives on....
