I am entertaining guests! NEED HELP FAST PLZ!?!


Question: The best, easiest, and most cost-effective idea I can give you is to very simply greet your guests and then host the gathering in the NUDE.

If you have a really good body then this is like a "Your Welcome" to your guests.

If you have a less than perfect physique then this supplies plenty of options of gossip for your guests.

And no matter what, it is unique, daring, unconventional and you'll be giving them a night to remember.

Some hints:

1) Bend over, deeply, whenever you can arrange it. Pretend to fluff pillows, pick-up something from the floor, etc.

2) Cough at strategic moments. Really use your tummy muscles to give the full effect.

3) Show off any scars or procedures you've had done. Go into detail.

4) Suggest a game of charades. This puts ALL eyes on you. Make sure to act out the really physical ones yourself; suggestions like "act like a Kangaroo" and such. Just tuck your hands in and hop around, hop REALLY high.

5) At the end of the party, make sure to give EVERY guest a nice long full-contact hug. They will like that.

You will be a legend, my friend.


Answers: The best, easiest, and most cost-effective idea I can give you is to very simply greet your guests and then host the gathering in the NUDE.

If you have a really good body then this is like a "Your Welcome" to your guests.

If you have a less than perfect physique then this supplies plenty of options of gossip for your guests.

And no matter what, it is unique, daring, unconventional and you'll be giving them a night to remember.

Some hints:

1) Bend over, deeply, whenever you can arrange it. Pretend to fluff pillows, pick-up something from the floor, etc.

2) Cough at strategic moments. Really use your tummy muscles to give the full effect.

3) Show off any scars or procedures you've had done. Go into detail.

4) Suggest a game of charades. This puts ALL eyes on you. Make sure to act out the really physical ones yourself; suggestions like "act like a Kangaroo" and such. Just tuck your hands in and hop around, hop REALLY high.

5) At the end of the party, make sure to give EVERY guest a nice long full-contact hug. They will like that.

You will be a legend, my friend.

so what are we supposed to help you with

Quick food ideas?
appetizers--pigs in blanket, pimento cheese sandwiches, meatballs, meat tray, veggie and fruit tray.
main course--spaghetti and meatballs, or baked chicken, or baked porkchops with green beans and mashed potatoes.

but a nintendo wii

Turn off the lights and pretend you're not home

strip tease

What kind of entertaining? Your mates? Lots of beer and munchies. A dinner party? Make your specialty or if you can't cook, call a caterer. We need some hints about what you're asking.

Break out the party games like Taboo.

Just keep it simple, can't beat a good Mexican meal, have everyone make their own tacos or fajitas, that always works and I think it is something everyone likes. Don't forget the margaritas!





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