What is the best (funniest) fortune cookie you ever got?!


Question: Mine is

So many cat, so few recipes


Answers: Mine is

So many cat, so few recipes

I swear to [insert name here].............

"Help! I'm stuck in a Fortune Cookie factory"

I nearly wet myself laughing! I still have that slip in my purse, and giggle when I see it!

I just add the phrase "in bed" to the end of mine.

closets are for clothes, girlfriend!

I have two taped to my work monitor, not funny ones, but ones I want to be true ;)

1. Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
2. You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.

So I keep buying lottery tickets, sigh, to no avail.

oh gosh, i've gotten so many weird ones but i cant remeber them!!

Return this fortune cookie to the front register in one piece to receive a $ 5,000 cash prize

Looking for some hot action? Watch TNT tonight at 7:00 p.m. eastern for the car chase of your life. I still have that one. It was so funny.

Mine: My husband and I were eating with my mother-in-law, who had just had surgery and was getting ready to take a plane trip. Both my husband and I got fortune cookies that said "You are about to inherit money and jewelry."

Laughed my butt off when we got to the car! I wish I had a pic of her face!

The cookie was wrong, though. Way wrong.

One that was COMPLETELY blank... no fortune... now, that can't be good....

your naughty

in my house at the end of every fortune cookie we put "in bed" to make them funny.....

one time I got one that said "Time is money" (in bed)

"You will be lucky in Love"! What a joke...ha ha.

kathy lee is so strict to us!!

man w/ hole in pocket feel coc*y all the time

confuscious say man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger

Lol, one time I got one that just said:
"You're pretty."
=]

u know i just laughed my butt off at one of ur answers u put two months ago . im soo adding you

I would say the one i got and still have the paper that says.
'' You like Chinese food''.lol Also first time i ate a cookie i didn't know paper was inside and pull it out of my mouth like a printer.





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