I'm going to have a Korean themed dinner party...........?!
I'm going to have a Korean themed dinner party...........?
Does anyone know where i can purchase an edible dog for the main course?
Answers:
Ooh, you're not meant to buy one. I believe the traditional way is to take someones pet (if not,a stray will do) then ram a rusty tin can onto its muzzle. Then you can yank its front legs behind it, tie all legs together, then it's ready for cooking later
(actual facts, which are utterly abhorrent)
Lol!
The same place you can get a cake in the shape of a Hyundai.
PARTY ??
WHO SAID PARTY??
DICK WHERE WE GOIN ?
Try and think of an original joke! This one has been done so many times on YA now, and it's so not funny. Most Korean people don't eat dog anyways. E-mail me if you want some recipe ideas.
BY THE SOUNDS OF IT
TO A PARTY
HAVE YOU GOT A CAN OF LAGER FOR BIKER BEAR
THE JD IS EMPTY
try monkey brains instead,dogs are too greasy,so i hear.
Well if everything tastes like chicken just get some processed 'chicken dogs' and there you go. Problem solved!
I'm not sure but while your out shopping you might want to pick up a good sense of humor and a new line or two.