Your at the bar drinking with friends--what is your most clever toast?!
Your at the bar drinking with friends--what is your most clever toast?
alcohol related toasts to get folks to raise their glasses up clink em together and laugh at the punchline just before taking a big ole gulp of liquor
Answers:
Here's a stupid one my husband always drags out when he has had a little too much.
Here's to the heat.
Not the heat that brings the shanties down,
But to the heat that brings the panties down.
I can't believe I repeated that.
Alcohol is our "solution".
here's to you here's to me and if we should ever disagree then **** you here's to me
here's to you, and here's to me
and if ever we should disagree...
f*** you...here's to me!
id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Best wedding toast.... May all your ups and downs be in the bedroom.
Here's to the breezes that blow through the treeses and blow the girls' skirts way above their kneeses, thank ya Jesus....*drink*
to drunk and drunker lol
Hi there !! Here's an oldie but a goodie :) Here's 2 U here's 2 me forever friends we shall b if by chance U disagree then **** U & here's 2 me or how 'bout Bottom's up top's down after a few we switch it around !! *cocktail movie had a few good 1's also