What would happen when you put a ckicken in someones locker?!


Question:

What would happen when you put a ckicken in someones locker?


Answers:
A live chicken will get you arrested. If this is for a joke... use a ruber snake or rat. If its that you hate them.. then try
Put a chicken leg in a masson jar, fill the jar half way with milk, place a plastic wrap over the top and use a rubber band to hold it in place, then place the jar in the locker over the weekend.
The contents will build gas and pop off the top. The mell and mess are amazing.

there would be chicken poop all over their stuff

Alive! It will poop all over. dead it will start smelling in a day. You really dislike that person!!!!!!!!!!!

fresh or frozen?

it would crap in the locker and jump out when the locker opened

If it's a live chicken, it will make a lot of noise and stink and probably run away when he/she opens the door. If it's a dead chicken it will be quiet and stink and not run away when he/she opens the locker door.

The chicken would die, along with the person that opened the locker due to shock and a horrible smell.

You get rotten eggs.

With or without dressing?

Smell

you would have apissed off chicken and avery pissed off janitor.

Well if it is ckicken, it will probably ckick off at some time. If it is a chicken though, feathers, poop and a lot of clucking. If it's already dead and plucked, then just nice smelly decomposition.

they'll become buddies
lol

You would probably get fired.




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