I caught Sasquatch Richie with my ....?!

Question:

I caught Sasquatch Richie with my ....?

six inch ruler measuring his unit AGAIN. He does this all the time and I have to buy a new six inch ruler. How do I get him to stop?

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uhm...who's Sasquatch Richie? Do I dare say rub his nose in it? Seriously...lock the ruler up next time. Buy a little alarm system. Set up a small surveillance camera. Invest in a good quality, Russian army surplus air taser and just rail on him whenever he gets close to it..

Or buy a new ruler. Dollar General has them, surpisingly, for under a buck.

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Oh for heaven's sake. Ask him how long it is and then advertise it around the neighborhood. That should stop him from doing it. He will die from embarrassment.

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Make a new ruler and double the increments (1 inch = 1/2 an inch). One look at the new ruler, and he won't touch it again.

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buy a twelve inch ruler. it will confuse the hell out of him and you get a nice self esteem boost

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