What is the craziest fortune cookie you have ever gotten?!
I am going to make fortune cookies and wanna know what the craziest, weirdest, or funniest fortune you have ever gotten is!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Well I don't know about one that I have gotten personally but I looked online and found some ones you could use!.!.!.
He who throws dirt is losing ground!.
The greatest danger could be your stupidity!.
He who laughs last is laughing at you!.
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl!.
Flattery will go far tonight!.
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom!.
A starship ride has been promised to you
by the galactic wizard!.
You love Chinese food!.
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!.
Never forget a friend!. Especially if he owes you!.
THAT WASN’T CHICKEN!.
Its about time I got out of that cookie!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
He who throws dirt is losing ground!.
The greatest danger could be your stupidity!.
He who laughs last is laughing at you!.
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl!.
Flattery will go far tonight!.
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom!.
A starship ride has been promised to you
by the galactic wizard!.
You love Chinese food!.
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery!.
Never forget a friend!. Especially if he owes you!.
THAT WASN’T CHICKEN!.
Its about time I got out of that cookie!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
the masters eyes are better than his hands (of course my friends add "in bed" to the end)Www@FoodAQ@Com
i got one in chinese i couldn't read the damn thing i thought that was pretty crazyWww@FoodAQ@Com
"you love Chinese food"Www@FoodAQ@Com
i got one " love in the air', than nite i broke off with my love!.Www@FoodAQ@Com